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Most Interesting Part of This Class:
I would say the most interesting part of the class was brigs himslelf. He was a very intertaining teacher and he allllwaayys kept things funny.
Most Boring/Useless Part of This Class:
UHHM i dont know if there was anythihg that i thought was particularly boring. I dont like Midweeks but theyre not even that bad.
Hardest I Laughed in This Class:
Hahahaha welllll uhm there has been alot of times that i have laughed to tears in this class. The funniest thing was the indian song on the into the west movie. I love when hish and brigs sing it!
Thing That I Learned That Will Be Most Useful to Know in the Real World:
Well probably how to write good essays and such. thats a great skill.
Best Thing About Brigs as a Teacher:
Probably his sense of humor and like how he makes everything so interesting! like even when im super tired i have never been close to falling asleep! He makes me laugh and teaches things actually interesting!
Thing Brigs Could do to Make This Class Better For Future Classes:
I dont really know of anything better this has probably been my favorite class in my highschool career ( i probably spelled that wrong) i would say the only thing would be let the class watch all of the into the west thing!

week 5 stupid laws

■In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

soo its illegal to try to convince your kid to not be gay buuut its also illegal to get married when your gay.


■In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

um thats a little awkward. If i lived there i wouldnt want to always shave my legs to go out in public thats sttuupidd. annd i guess girls in ohio have beardds?


■A female shall not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state. section 1376m-1, 1376m-2 Repealed: January 1, 1975

hahaha. wow. I guess it might be a destraction to drivers. but who walks around in bathing suits on a highway anyways


■In Riverside, Kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.

so if i want to kiss someone i have to carry around this special rose water stuff? would you clean your lips every time you kiss or once before you start? haha if i was in that situation i am sure i would forget my water sometime.



■It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog


what a weirdo law? do people in illinois really uh want to do it with their dog?? weird do law makers assume theres a bunch of creeps here? ew thats just a very weird thing to do!



■A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.


haha wow i would not call my boyfriend master!

$5,000,000

if i haddd 5 million dollars what would i doo...

well first I would put 3,000,000 in a bank to make more money off of it.
The next thing I would do would be buy a dachshund puppy. I would but it from Vickey Hodge she lives in Virginia and shes selling puppies for $450. next I would buy two more puppies. Both Labs the first one would be a silver lab for $850 and the next one would be a white
lab puppy for $700.



Next I would build a hugee houseee on the outside of danvers! I would buy this house in Bloomington
1903 Crimson Bloomington, IL 61704

anndd then I would pick it up and move it to rural danvers!
$1,350,000

With 648,000 left I would spend 2,000 on landscaping then buy groceries and new clothes with the rest!

week 3! whaaaaaat?

• If I were a superhero, I would be wonder woman. I love wonder woman. Shes a total beast. I was her for Halloween once. I would prolly be her so I could beat the crap out of creepy stalker guys who say mean things about people because theyre just jealous!



• If I were a type of food, I would be um wow idk theres so much food I like I dunno if I can decide. Um I would be a all lovin’ no oven from coldstone. Those are super delicious! But they have so many different things in them that keep things interesting just like me :P




• If I were a color, I would be welllllll… I would probably be like green like not lime green but a darker pretty green. Maybe bright red. I like both of those colors. I kinda like green because its different. But I like red because red is exciting!



• If I were a type of music, I would be well right now I would be like screamo :P or maybe just some hardcore rock. Im kinda depressive and loud angry music makes me happy :P



• If I were a car, I would be a huge beast truck. Maybe like the one i’m getting. I love trucks so yeah I would be an awesome truck.

weeek two. movie

Heyy. The blog topic today was movies. Like starring in a movie. If I was going to be in a movie it would be a romantic one, because well my romantic life at the moment stiiinnnnkkkkssss. But anywho it would be a romantic movie and I would be the main character and I would have a smoking hot boyfriend/ husband and he would be really nice and really protective and not controlling at all and he would be 6 inches taller than me and have brown hair or blonde hair and be suuuperrr buff! He would prolly be liiikikkkeee david beckham. J and my co stars would be Rachel McAdams. Maybe eric bana would be my hunky mannnn J either of those guys works. I would do any stunts that happen in this movie but it would be very romantic!!!

Week one alll over again. Scary Scary? or Fun Scary?

Well fun scary vs. scary scary. Hmm I love roller coasters so I would say one of my fun scary moments would be riding all roller coasters at 6 flags St. Louis and all of the coasters at 6 flags Kentucky kingdom. I also went to this haunted house one time with my friends Stephanie, Elise, Travis and Max. It was really fun. Most of the time I had my head against Trav’s back so I couldn’t see anything but I know it was scary. It was in like Downs or something like that so it was uuber scary but it was scary enough for me. I don’t really have any suuppperr scary moments in my life. One would probably be when Mark my brother cut his head open and it bled a bunch. It wasn’t serious but it really scared me!

week 8: Goth garb!

Hellllo. today we are blogging about my faavv halloween costumes. Ive been trick or treating with kassi schroeder for like every year since i can remember well actually like since 5th grade :p but anywho weve had some pretty interesting costume choices. The first year we went i was a ike devilish lady and kass was a scarecrow. The next year we decided to be clowns. Ryan Bennet was a patriotic clown and shelby malcom was a lion tamer it was cool! The next year i thinkkk we were football players. then last year we were cats! Slinker Jack and Eli went with us and they just wore a bunch of facepaint. This year we have decided to go as cowboys and indians. Me kass and Lindsay are indians and Reid tay and maybe ham are coyboys! :)

week 7:6 months as a transcendentalist

If I was going to be spending time with nature I would go to St. Germain Wisconsin. I would want to be there in the winter and spring months because I love to snowmobile because you can experience so much while riding the sleds through the forests. It would also be loads of fun to be in the woods during spring. Lots of Moose Elk and Deer have little babies in the spring. I would love to live in a cabin and be around all of that nature. It would be a great way to get in touch with nature and learn to appreciate it more. Six months on the little st. germain lake would be a great time!!!

i would stay at hillers because i stay there every year with my family.

week 6:censorship!

My view on censorship is that people shouldn’t have to deal with things they don’t agree on. I think schools have the right to make sure there isn’t anything that is super offensive. If people want to read or whatever something that is super offensive then they should go to a public library. I don’t think anyone’s like freedom of speech or whaterr is getting taken away. But I think some censorship can be bad like if one group wants a book to get taken away then it has to. What if you really like that book? Well I guess that’s why there’s book stores I guess. Okaly dokaly talk to you next frridayyyy :) oooh p.s. happy birthday ghandi!!!!

wek 5:lasttt dayyy

If I only had one more day to live I would be pretty sad. I would tell all of my relatives so they could be with me when I die. But before that I would probably spend the day with Reid he’s my wonderful boyfriend and he would be one of the people I would miss thee most. And I would also want to hang out with my best friends Kassi, Taylor, Lindsay, Hannah, and Ryan. We would probably do some crazy stuff. I would also call one of my friends who I haven’t hung out with a lot but I would want to tell her that I was you know gonna die and such.I would want to be dressed really good and all of my friends would all color coordinate with me because well I love that After Taking tons and tonnnns of pictures i would go hang with my lovely puppies :D :P For breakfast I would have chocolate chip pancakes with bacon and it would be absolutely delicious. umm for lunch I would want like something toooootttallly awesome like steak or something. Then for supper I would have these things that my grandma makes there like breaded pork chops yuuumm and these really good mushrooms, and friend potatoes. I would be really sad to leave everything but I would be happy spending my last day like this :D

week 4:my sitcom :)

hello. today brigs actually gave us a topic hehe just kidding not a big deal. buut anyways i think i would make my sitcom about like a fun married couple. Like the husband is super funny but kinda lame, and the wife would be really funny and awesome. I think i would want rachel mcadams would play the wife because she is my favorite actress. I think i would have jake gyllenhaal because hes really really hot. Eventually they would have adorable little kids and they would live happily ever after. Well they would have to have some like little fights but nothing serious. Yup so that’s my show it would be pretttty awesomeee! Okayy. Talk to you later :)

week 3:ツ

Hey I think its so laammee that brigs forgot to give us a prompt. LAMMMEE. Well then I guess were just going to blog about random stuff. Wellllp I guess I will talk about cheerleading for the beginning to get 100 words :P Well I'm on the JV cheer team. Its pretty coool. I’m a captain so I get to boss people around justt jokinggg. anywayss today we have a game at u-high. I’m pretty excited because we get to do some cool stunts today. yuuppp... gosh my life’s pretty boringgg. uhhm well my boyfriend Reid is in the room next t0 me and there are some pretty awkward windows so we keep making awkward eye contact. I'm not a very good typer and it’s even harder to type when he keeps looking at me! wellll now I’m gonna blog about band that’s the other important thing in my life :p I play trombone but I’m a drum major in marching band :) its reallly fun! This year our show is west side story so we get to wear awesome red dresses!Thats me :p AHH I have 180 words :) Ohhhkayy well I guess I will be writing again next week! Byeee!

oh thats me too :p

week 2:yo dog :)

If I were an animal I’m pretty sure I would be a dog. Probably a black lab because well they’re just so cute... like me! Just joking. But really dogs love to be around people and I also like to be around people. I love making people laugh and I think dogs love to make their owners happy too. I think another reason why I would be a dog is that dogs are extremely loyal. I think I'm pretty loyal to, I love my friends and family and I would do anything for them. I also think I kinda look like a dog. Well like a lab they’re relatively curvy, they have way short legs and they have dark hair. That’s totally me! I love dogs and I kinda think I’m like one. :D

week 1:English 2 FIRST BLOGGGG!

Hello all. Well now I am in English 2 now and today we are blogging about meeting anyone dead or alive. There are a lot of people I think it would be pretty awesome to meet. I’m not sure who I would pick. Someone like Jonny Cash an AWESOME singer would be soo cool to meet. I think I would be very sweet to be in his presence. I love to sing so it would be waaayyy cool. If I met Jonny Cash here are some questions I would love to ask him...

What was your favorite song that you sang?
Was June cool?
How was your 1st marriage compared to your marriage to June?
Did your relationship change with your dad when you married June?
Was the conflict with your 1st wife ever resolved?

I would like to ask those questions I would probably like to ask him more questions if I actually met him. Well I am going to be leaving the wonderful world of blogging for a little while. Talk to you next Friday!
LOVE,
Ashley