■In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
soo its illegal to try to convince your kid to not be gay buuut its also illegal to get married when your gay.
■In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
um thats a little awkward. If i lived there i wouldnt want to always shave my legs to go out in public thats sttuupidd. annd i guess girls in ohio have beardds?
■A female shall not appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state. section 1376m-1, 1376m-2 Repealed: January 1, 1975
hahaha. wow. I guess it might be a destraction to drivers. but who walks around in bathing suits on a highway anyways
■In Riverside, Kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
so if i want to kiss someone i have to carry around this special rose water stuff? would you clean your lips every time you kiss or once before you start? haha if i was in that situation i am sure i would forget my water sometime.
■It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog
what a weirdo law? do people in illinois really uh want to do it with their dog?? weird do law makers assume theres a bunch of creeps here? ew thats just a very weird thing to do!
■A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.
haha wow i would not call my boyfriend master!
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where do u buy carbonized rose water???
well i guess i shouldnt go on that highway cuz thats how i roll! ;P
oh wow, that it just ridiculous, rose water?
i like the law that says you cant call your son a "faggot" thats just rude.
these laws are so pointless! haha
Haha these are funny and pointless.
really with a dog.... i didnt think there was a problem of people doing that
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